Know any young people? Want to wind them up? Start asking at regular intervals if they are ‘an emo’?
This works particularly well if they are as un-emo as possible. They will be highly offended and in fact will usually be so shocked by the question that they will be unable to formulate a response for several seconds. Expect much spluttering on their behalf and hilarity on yours.
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Hahahahahahahah that is brilliant, as step parent to a teenager, who would DIE at being called an emo, nonetheless I am far too familiar with teenage angst and it deserves to be ridiculed at every opportunity
Indeed. For more emo-related hilarity, check out this youtube song. Very funny.
In fact, this clip is even more surreal – a news report warning parents of the danger of emos. You couldn’t make it up.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.